draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

bluedogeyes:

How I Met Your Mother 09x17 - Sunrise

Words to live by




ponticat:

earthyqueer:

superyouandinvisibleme:

“You can’t be asexual because you don’t reproduce by self-replicating” is basically the same argument as “Your nose can’t be running because it doesn’t have feet.”

oh my god

this is going on my list of fave asexual posts


beingliberal:

Pick one or the other but you can’t have both. 

(via liberalsarecool)


commodifiedsouls:

Bonus points for playing off that silly Ronald Reagan quote.


tooshortforthatgesture:

Ain’t no disapproval like Maggie Smith disapproval cuz Maggie Smith disapproval don’t stop.


chipmunkcynical:

"J.K. Rowling is my religion"